Letter To My Penis Lyrics
Rodney Carrington
Lyrics
Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
Now he sings,
Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.
Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.
Song & Lyrics Facts
Rodney Carrington's “Letter To My Penis” is a comedic song released on his 1998 album, Hangin' With Rodney. The song was written by Carrington and David Lee Murphy and features backing vocals from the band Little Texas.
It tells the story of a man writing a letter to his penis expressing regret for all the wrongs done to it throughout his life. The lyrics are explicit and humorous as he apologizes for not listening to its advice and promises to do better in the future. The song was well-received by fans and has become one of Carrington's signature songs.