Young, Dumb & Ugly Lyrics
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic
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Young, Dumb & Ugly
We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes
Most of our brain cells are gone
We were born to be bad, you better not make us mad
Or we just might toilet paper your lawn
We got a reputation 'round these parts
We only leave a ten percent tip
Sometimes we don't return our shoping carts
Stay out of our way and don't you give us no lip
'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly
That's what we are
We're so young... young, dumb and ugly
We wear black leather in the hottest weather
You can't imagine the smell
We got three-day stubble, our names spell trouble
T-R-U-B-E-L
Reaisin' hell, bendin' the rules just a little
We're livin' only for thrills
We squeeze our tooothpaste tubes from the middle
And wait until the last minute to pay our telephone bills
'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly
You better believe it
We're young... young, dumb and ugly
I'll tell you again
We're so young... young, dumb and ugly
We're comin' to your town
Yeah, we're young... young, dumb and ugly
We're wild, reckless men, we're on a rampage again
We drive with just one hand on the wheel
Danger's in our soul, we're goin' out of control
Swimmin' right after a big heavy meal
We're there wherever trouble's starting
We're rebels without a clue
We drink milk right from the carton
And keep our library books 'till they're way overdue
'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly
That's what we are
We're so young... young, dumb and ugly
You can't stop us
We're young... we're so young, dumb and ugly
Young, dumb & ugly
We're young... we're young, dumb and ugly
So ugly
Young... dumb... & ugly
Song & Lyrics Facts
"Weird Al" Yankovic's "Young, Dumb & Ugly" was released on his 1999 album Running with Scissors. The song was written by Yankovic and produced by Jerry Finn.
It features the backing band of Steve Jay on bass guitar, Jon 'Bermuda' Schwartz on drums, Jim West on electric guitar, and Rubén Valtierra on keyboards. The lyrics of this song are a parody of AC/DC's classic hit "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap". Yankovic takes the original hard rock sound but adds humorous lines about teenage rebellion, such as "I'm young, dumb and ugly / But I got it goin' on", which make for an entertaining listen.