Toledo Surprise Lyrics

Original Cast Recording

Original Cast Recording - Toledo Surprise Lyrics

Lyrics

Chop the nuts
Pound the dough
Bake it up
Nice and slow
Then you got a Toledo
Toledo Surprise
...
Now sing it!
...
Pit the peach
Peel the skin
Mush it up
Throw it in
That's a tasty Toledo
Toledo Surprise

First you beat it up
Then you sweet it up
When you heat it up
If it tries to rise
Don't let it

It's a snap
Try it folks
Whip your whites
Split your yolks
Then you got a Toledo
Toledo Surprise

You boys are naturals. Keep it up 5-6-7-8
...
Mr. Feldzeig? OOOh, what's going on here?

Ah, Kitty! I'm developing a new act.

Toledo Surprise

You're putting gangsters in the act and you won't put me in it? They're not even in the union.

Shh! You got it all wrong. The new act is for you Kitty. And these boys are you're backup dancers.

Backup dancers? Holy cats!
What the hot toledo
Does to my libido
Good? Mmmm, yes indeedo
Sugary yum yum
(pause)
SURPRISE!

Squeeze the cream
Grease the pan
Lick the spoon
Flip the flan
Makes you bust your tuxedo
Toledo Surprise

Wait! Wait! Aldolpho, he make an anouncement. Wedding is off!

What? For the love of god, why?

Aldolpho has made love to the bride!

That's not the bride you idiot. That is the chaperone.

What?

The wedding is on!

The wedding is off!

What?

Robert has kissed a French girl. Her name is Mimi. She's very beautiful

I couldn't help it, Janet. She was just like you. Only French

Sweet mother of pearl!

Underling?

Yes madam?

What is all the commotion about?

The wedding, madam.

Wedding? Oh, I love weddings.

I'm afraid it has been called off.

Oh. How terrible.

Yes, what a tragedy! What a wonderful, wonderful tragedy! Clear the floor boys, I'll show you how it's done!

First you beat it up
Then you sweet it up
When you heat it up
If it tries to rise
Don't let it

Toledo Surprise!

Surprise?

Wait until it's ready

Surprise?

Wait until it's ready

Surprise?

Wait until it's ready

Now it's lookin' ready

Surprise!

You got it

Makes me twitch
Makes me shake
This dessert
Takes the cake
Hits me like a torpedo
Toledo Surprise

Toledo Surprise

Toledo Surprise

Surprise

Surprise

Surprise
Surprise
Surprise
Chop the nuts
Pound the dough
Bake it up
Nice and slow
Then you got a Toledo
Toledo Surprise

Then you got a toledo surprise!
Surprise!
Wait until it's ready
Surprise!
Wait until it's ready
Surprise!

That's a tasty Toledo Surprise!

Song & Lyrics Facts

The Original Cast Recording for Toledo Surprise was released on June 1, 2020. The album features the original cast of the musical and includes songs written by composers Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx.

It is performed by an 8-piece band led by music director Stephen Oremus. The lyrics explore different aspects of life in a small town through a variety of musical styles including folk, pop, rock, gospel, and country. The album contains 11 tracks that tell stories of love, loss, friendship, hope, and resilience. Fans will be delighted to hear the heartfelt ballads and upbeat melodies that make up this delightful collection of music.

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