Harry Potter In 99 Seconds Lyrics

Jon Cozart

Jon Cozart - Harry Potter In 99 Seconds Lyrics

Lyrics

There once was a boy named Harry, destined to be a star.
His parents were killed by Voldermort,
Who gave him a lightning scar.
Yo, Harry, you a wizard!

Harry goes to Hogwarts,

He meets Ron and Hermione,
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor.
Draco is a daddy's boy, Quirrel becomes unemployed,
The Sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore.
Ron breaks his wand, now Ginny's gone,
And Harry is in mortal danger.

Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber.
Harry blows up aunt Marge,
The Dementors come and take charge.
Lupin is a wolf, the rat's a man,

And now the prisoner is at large.
They use time travel
So they can save the prisoner of Azkaban,
Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather.
I don't really get it either...
Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids.
Oh, no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed,

He's back.
Harry, Harry, it's getting scary.
Voldemort is back and now you're a revolutionary Harry.
Dumbledore, Dumbledore,
Why is he ignoring your costant attempts to contact him?

He is forced to leave the school,
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool.
Kids break into the Ministry,
Sirius Black is dead as can be!
Oh!
Split your soul, seven parts of a whole,
They're Horcruxes,
It's Dumbledore's end...
There once was a boy named Harry,
Who constantly conquered death.
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath.

Song & Lyrics Facts

Jon Cozart's "Harry Potter in 99 Seconds" is a song from his album Paint, released on April 17th 2016. It is a comical parody of the Harry Potter series and is an acoustic-pop track with witty lyrics.

The song was written by Jon Cozart himself, who is the only band member featured in this track. He also produces all of his own music. Released as part of his YouTube channel, "Harry Potter in 99 Seconds" has become one of his most popular songs to date, with over 50 million views. This song has been praised for its clever lyrics that manage to summarize the entire Harry Potter series in less than two minutes - something that no other artist has managed to do before!

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