World Of Warcraft Ruined My Life Lyrics
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Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
I’m meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
My cell phone is ringing and it’s probably my girl
I let it go to voicemail cause I’ve entered the World
Listen, I don’t wanna nag you but
you’ve gotta stop playing this game
you’ve been walking around as that stupid cow
for the past eleven days
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
He never calls back he is too busy raiding
I hate that stupid game
I don’t have a problem I feel totally fine
but I’ve just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
My cow might look stupid but he’s an engineer
how could you not love him with all his epic gear
With level 450 cooking
and level 450 fishing
Baby I don’t wanna be a pest
but you haven’t showered in a week
you’ve been running around a made up town
for at least a thousand days
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
He never calls back he is too busy raiding
I hate that stupid game
What happened to you honey
you’ve hit a new low
all the gold you farm in your game
couldn’t buy me a rose
but baby I am telling you
I’ll quit after tonight
after tonight
Song & Lyrics Facts
World of Warcraft Ruined My Life is a song by the band "The Guild" released on October 28, 2008. The genre of the song is comedy rock and it was written by Felicia Day, Jed Whedon, Jeff Lewis and Sandeep Parikh.
Members of the band include Felicia Day (vocals), Jeff Lewis (guitars/bass/keyboards), Sandeep Parikh (drums) and Jed Whedon (guitar). The lyrics of the song poke fun at the popular MMORPG World of Warcraft, with lines such as “I used to go out for dinner, now I just sit in my chair” and “I used to have friends but they all quit the game”. The single was featured in the season 3 finale of the web series, The Guild, and has since been covered by many other artists. It also appears on the album "Do You Wanna Date My Avatar?", which was released in 2009.